mcmahonism:

the un are having a conference on gender equality and have only invited men like that was an actual joke on parks and recreation and now it has happened in real life

hotboyproblems:

there is literally under 3 months until 2015 and that makes me really scared because all i have done is watch t.v shows the whole time

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

“Intimacy is not who you let touch your genitalia. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are.”
(via lildeviant)

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Dylan Moran - Like, Totally.

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr

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