heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

(Source: donniedarkos)

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

(Source: dicksconnected)

harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

(Source: r-roisin)

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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(Source: dveon)

noemail:

snoop dog going around in a blonde bob wig telling people he’s a white man named Todd is the best piece of performance art of 2014

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi